“I’ll have a tall long half-caf skinny latte, extra hot, no foam, can you add a shot of vanilla to that – oh, and put it in a grande cup?”
I used to roll my eyes at women – or worse, men – who ordered like this. High maintenance.
I’ll have a kid’s apple juice please. Only, just half full, and make it half water, half juice? No ice please.
OH NO! I’m one of them!